At first…because they knew that involved a certain moral depravity that they didn’t want to own…but along comes Roy Moore…and they are all like: “Fuck it! We want our slaves back! Whine, whine, cry, cry, cry! Why can’t we just go back to the days when we freely lynched black men and raped the hell out of black women! We want those days back!”

Yeah, that’s basically the cries and pleas of half of stankin ass Alabama.

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