Cause this has worked so well in the past. We have successfully ended so many wars! (Instead of fighting them nonstop throughout American history creating more creatively ferocious enemies at every turn.)
And now Russia isn’t even our enemy, except they are, but they are not, except they are, but we don’t know it, because they told us they weren’t…but they were lying. No, it’s the CIA and FBI who are lying. But it was the truth really! This is insane.
The real world intrigue is more fascinating than an episode of GOT. Except it is real… and we gotta live through these wars.