GIRL! (I say that as a term of endearment, for I’m getting old too. Clearly, we’re no girls.)

We could all use a bit of Pinapple Express right about now!

I only smoked it the one time, on a hippy ( I don’t know what to call it, commune? Land sharing space?) In rural Va!

This Ihippy woman, who lived on a pimped out school bus, had i kid you NOT, a two gallon mason jar full of Pinapple Express!!!

It was a WILD night!!! Then some of the Hippies told me they were Republicans and I was like WTF is happening right now!?!?!???

I was smoking Pinapple Express with hippy Repubs!!!!!!!

A wild, wild night! I tell ya!!!