Or maybe women are just in danger? WTF? Why all the god@mn over thinking? If people are getting knocked over the head, dragged behind dumpsters and raped — maybe just maybe, campus life is dangerous for women? Ya think?

Nah! Of course not! God forbid we face the truth about any goddamn thing! God forbid!

Rape is great! All the true feminists think so!

Working with the Light!