So here’s what we do these days…when we don’t have all the facts, we simply make them up, right? Anybody can add whatever alternative facts they want to any story. Here watch me:

Leaks from the DOJ allude to a memo Jeff Sessions sent to all US police forces instructing police on how to respond to school districts. Because America has an overpopulation problem, Sessions instructed police to kill all the children except the white ones, (but some of them too, if too liberal). The Dallas cops immediately got to work. They were thrilled with the directive, finally able to do the work they had always longed to do.

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