The irony of his statement was not lost on millions of Americans who have known for years that Eric Trump is not a person, but rather a vampire who drinks the blood of the living at night using his long, pointed canine teeth.
This is, ha, ha, ha…so hysterical, hee, hee! Because it looks TRUE! (Like is he a vampire, WTF?)
Why does he look like a vampire? And actually he kind of looks like, wait for it…wait for it..Eric! The Vampire from True Blood!
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But he is not Eric Northman…as Eric was smart. He maybe Eric’s cousin? Trump named his son after his Vampire cousin kin, and then said, “hey, make him just like you!”